Butch’s Monday Afternoon Chode – My Lazy Ass Neighbor
Monday’s suck! There is no denying it, and no way around it. Still we have to get up, get dressed, deal with traffic, the boss, and annoying co-workers, and do it all with a smile. By Monday afternoon, you are ready to vent a bit, at least I am! That is why I have created the Monday Afternoon Chode. Basically a way for you to vent about somebody who pisses you off. Today my highlighted chode is whoever in my neighborhood keeps putting trash in the bed of my truck!
What is a chode? You can look it up on Urban Dictionary and get the actual street meaning, but to me it’s in the same line as douchebag, assh***, and dips***. Simply put, someone who pisses you off.
Everybody has someone in their life like this, and it can even be somebody you love, like your husband or mom, but still acted like a chode. Let’s try to stay away from politics though, because honestly no one gives a crap who you voted for or why. Anybody else is cool with me!
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For my Monday Afternoon Chode, I am here to tell you about someone in my neighborhood, presumably my neighbor. The jackass that keeps putting his trash in the back of my pick-up.
I have had everything from empty shooters and fast food to cardboard boxes and full bags of trash put in the bed. I don't think I am in the wrong for not always looking in the bed of my truck before I drive, so I don't. The problem is when I get some speed this junk in my trunk flies out, making me look like the jackass.
I like to prank people as much as the next guy, so the first few times it was kind of funny. Then I realized it wasn't a prank at all. It was just a lazy ass neighbor who no longer wanted his trash, but didn't want to walk it to a trashcan. I have yet to put my finger on exactly who it is, but you can bet that paybacks will be a bitch when I find out!
Hey whoever keeps putting trash in my truck... You are a CHODE!!!
