Monday’s suck! There is no denying it, and no way around it. Still we have to get up, get dressed, deal with traffic, the boss, and annoying co-workers, and do it all with a smile. By Monday afternoon, you are ready to vent a bit, at least I am! That is why I have created the Monday Afternoon Chode. Basically a way for you to vent about somebody who pisses you off. Today my highlighted chode is the ass from Longmont who Tased his grandma! 

What is a chode? You can look it up on Urban Dictionary and get the actual street meaning, but to me it’s in the same line as douchebag, assh***, and dips***. Simply put, someone who pisses you off.

Everybody has someone in their life like this, and it can even be somebody you love, like your husband or mom, but still acted like a chode. Let’s try to stay away from politics though, because honestly no one gives a crap who you voted for or why. Anybody else is cool with me!

You can tell us about you Monday Afternoon Chode on the comment section below this post, on our Facebook page, on my Facebook page, or call the studio line and tell me all about it @ 1-800-595-2943.

For this weeks edition of my Monday Afternoon Chode, I pick the asshole from Longmont who tased his grandma.

If you are reading this you probably know how much my grandma means to me, heck I have her on my radio show once a week. But it's not just my grandma, it's all older folks that I have a fondness for. I feel they are forgotten at times, and as I near being an old man I dont want to be lonely and forgotten, so I try to help make sure they aren't as well. Most old people are pretty cool if you get to know them.

Anyways back to this chode from Longmont. This 20-year-old gets all sauced up, goes over to his grandma's house with a Taser for whatever reason, and either the grandma or an aunt who was also in the house with the grandma demanded he turn over his Taser device. That is when the douche got pissed off and blocked the two women from leaving the house. After taking the phone away from them, one of the women tried to flee the apartment so the asshat shot her in the back with the stun gun.

Eventually she was able to call the cops, and they arrested this weeks chode.

Here is to hoping he is dome big bad dude traps him in his jail cell, and shots him with something a little harder than a Taser, if you know what I am saying!

Hey dumbass from Longmont who thinks it's ok to get drunk and Tase grandma... You are a CHODE!!!

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