XXXChurch.com: ‘Every Time you Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten’

We live in a sexed up world. Everywhere you turn there is sex. For many humans the desire is too much to handle. Said humans often turn to porn. XXXChurch.com doesn't like that. The anti-porn church is a Christian-based organization that raises awareness of the role of pornography in religion and helps men and women overcome their addictions.

Okay, so XXXChurch.com doesn't really think every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten, but that doesn't mean it approves of the act. The organization made the video to get its message across that masturbation is a selfish act.

XXXChurch.com's found, Craig Gross explains:

"Our stance is simply this: you want to live a life that is honoring to God? Then start pleasing Him and stop pleasing yourself," a statement on the organization's website says. "Stop making excuses and get some control over your life. Yes, it is tough. Yes, we know hormones are raging. However, God is calling us to holiness. Live an extraordinary life. Masturbation will leave you hanging every time! It is a selfish act that pleases no one but you. God created sex to be between a man and his wife. Not a man and his girlfriend and not a man or woman with himself or herself."

 

The story of this church gets weirder yet... They have a mascot for kids called "Pete the Porno Puppet," the organization's founder Pastor Gross is best pals with mega porn star Ron Jeremy, and the organization still sets up shop at porn conventions and passes out bibles with a cover that says Jesus Loves Porn Stars. The point of the bibles is that Jesus doesn't judge anyone, even porn stars.