Today We Learned Men at the Greeley Senior Center Have Extraordinarily Large Wieners [NSFW]

Yes, you sure did read that title right! I have made it a Monday tradition to stroll through Craigslist and find the most off-the-wall things in Northern Colorado, so since it's Thursday, I wasn't on Craigslist today, but luckily a friend of mine was. And he found this gem that I couldn't wait for Monday to tell you about! 

**CAREFUL, THERE IS SOME HARSH LANGUAGE IN THIS ONE**

First of all, I thought that thing stopped working at a certain age. I also thought that as you aged your man parts began to shrink... If so, this guy must have started out with a foot-long!! And finally, if this poor old lady is already having trouble walking, what makes this guy think that sticking an abnormally large object inside of her is going to be beneficial to her at all? This would surely end with her in a wheelchair, for goodness sake!

Carol, if you happen to have a computer (which is unlikely because you hang out at the Senior Center) and you happen to see this, take the free coffee and RUN!!!!