Can Zombies Just Go Away…

It's no secret that Zombies are trending BIG TIME right now. With successful shows like The Walking Dead, and popular video games such as Resident Evil, it's hard for people's imaginations not to run wild. However, if I hear one more person suggest that they are looking forward to a "Zombie Apocalypse" I'm going to hit them repeatedly with a blunt object.

Cracked.com recently did a story about how a Zombie Apocalypse could actually happen. This isn't exactly my idea of a creditable news source. Still, it ticked me off. Why would anyone WANT this to happen? I'm not saying I'm worried, I'm not saying I believe in it... I'm simply sick of the trend. Zombies stopped being cool for me when I was like... 10. Like 3D movies and Facebook, this is just another fad that needs to go away.

Besides, we already have zombies. Spend an hour in any Walmart and you'll know what I'm talking about.