Hunting and Peeing Santa Displayed In Lights

I used to love putting up Christmas lights, then I realized that it takes forever standing in the cold to put them up, makes your electric bill go through the roof, and when you don't feel like taking them down until July you are frowned upon. But, I found a quick fix just for guys like me... 

A Missouri family is raising eyebrows with a Christmas display depicting Santa as a hunter with a bleeding deer hanging by its hooves. Stacie Kurtz, whose father created the display as part of the family’s traditional “Gawdy Christmas” theme at their Arnold home, said the image of Santa holding a rope attached to the hanging deer in lights is supposed to depict a “Santa who went hunting.” “We live in Jefferson County. We`re a hunting a community. You see the real ones hanging from people’s garage after they've gotten their big kill of the season. So what’s so wrong about a fake one?” Kurtz said.

Another bleeding deer display across town was set up as a prank on a neighbor, who responded with a display depicting Santa Claus relieving himself, with dripping yellow lights portraying St. Nick’s pee stream.

Maybe you could through something like this together and enter it into our Rockin' Lights Contest.