I know the culture is different in Germany. Sex is a less-sensitive subject there, but one surefire way to tick off parents in any country is to show their five-year-olds illustrations that make Playboy more like Better Homes and Gardens... 

The book, "Where Do You Come From?" ("Wo kommst du her?")  is a children's sex-education book that features "Lisa" and "Lars" in various stages of sexual intercourse and then childbirth. The illustrations are not quite what you'd expect even a high schooler to be looking at in school, though...

In one illustration, Lisa puts a condom on Lars' erect penis. Another shows them having intercourse. The text also veers toward the explicit... "When it's so good that it can't get any better, Lisa and Lars have an orgasm," it reads. And, finally: "The vagina and penis feel nice and tingly and warm."

According to Spiegel Online, a German news website, the school originally ignored parents' complaints. Surprisingly, the book is still available at the school but is now "not accessible to the children."

That, of course, just makes us wonder, who is accessing it, then? Maybe I could get a copy for one of those long lonely nights I sometimes encounter...

Be warned the pictures meant for 1st graders may not be safe for work...

Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag

 

Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag

 

Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag

 

Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag
Dagmar Geisler / Loewe Verlag

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