Imagine hating the relationship you're in SO much that you decided to quit your job and move to Des Moines, Iowa, to break up and escape your ex. That's what Goldberg from our sister station, 99.9 The Point, did back in the day. Nope, you can't make this s*** up!

Goldberg told me his story on the air yesterday, and it's something you definitely HAVE to hear - it's INSANE! I mean, he was obviously pretty desperate to escape this crazy chick.

He and I also discussed why dudes hate Valentine's Day, and what guys should and should NOT buy their girlfriends/dates as gifts when it comes to jewelry.

Take a listen to the audio above in this special installment of You Can't Make This S*** Up! 

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