What Happens When You Mix a Watermelon, a Machete, and Some Booze? [VIDEO]

What do you get when you mix alcohol, a machete, and a watermelon? Well, you're about to find out...

That’s right, a trip to the hospital.  Apparently, it’s a lot tougher to be a ninja when you’ve had a few drinks and have a small audience on hand. This guy makes a simple attempt to slice a watermelon in half and.... BOOM! Instant gusher. I can’t tell whether or not he lost any limbs, but whatever he did, it’s bleeding like hell and it looks like it hurt him more than the watermelon.