Virgin America Airlines Now Offers In-Flight Flirting

Never fails, every time I get on an airplane there is at least one extremely hot chick. The problem I have is trying to come up with something non-awkward to say to her before our time together runs out. Well, Virgin America is has come up with the perfect solution for a dude like me. 

To coincide with the start of their new L.A. to Vegas “party’ route, Virgin America has launched a new in-flight feature on all US flights that is guaranteed to either make your journey much more exciting, or much more uncomfortable. The airline will now offer seat-to-seat delivery of drinks, snacks, and meals via their Red touchscreen entertainment system. Keep looking up from your Sudoku puzzle at that hottie in 12C? Now you can look her up on Virgin’s digital seat map and pick a cocktail to send her. You can even follow up with a text message. Hopefully, that will be followed up with a trip to the lavatory!

Now if only we could install these on grocery carts at the store too... It also never fails that while I busy buying junk food I see a hottie buying melons. I would like to be able to text her from isle 5 and invite her and her melons over for dinner. Anyone want to invest??