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I am no dummy  I realize smartphones are for much more than just phone calls and text messages. Flashlights, stud-finders, levels, and more can make them into a virtual toolbox. If you need a little feel good, a smartphone can even guide you to a good porn site, but the physical work had always been up to you... Until now. 

Of course a smartphone has a vibrate function, but who would have thought to turn that function into a massager? Well, someone did, and I believe their intention was for people to actually use it to massage their backs and maybe feet. But after reading some of the reviews of the app, it seems as though people are using the old massager to be more of a vibrator...

I didn't know that it was safe to insert your phone inside of any part of your body, but I guess you learn something new everyday, right? One thing is for sure though, there will be no more borrowing phones for this guy!!

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