Urban Dictionary Hates Northern Colorado

Urban Dictionary is awesome for a guy like me because there are so many times I find myself behind the times trying to figure out all the slang words kids are using these days. I just pull up the old Urban Dictionary on my phone, and instantly I am a cool kid. However, if you have ever searched a regular word on Urban Dictionary you soon find out it can get funky!

I decided to see what the dictionary had to say about our area, and found out first of all, that whoever writes on the site needs to go back to school and learn how to write, and then I also figured out that they talk trash about everything on there, so I don't feel so bad. Still though, it's interesting to know what people think of Northern Colorado, so here ya go...

Fort Collins:

Fort Collins is a big mistake. the population is either "normal' people, idoits, Druggies. or just compleate assholes. The "A" on the foothills stands for Aggies with was the name for csu stundents.But of course the big A on the mountain looks idotic and dumb. From my point of view Fort collins is a waste or time, with too much drama for students. but Old Town is were the fun is.

Greeley:

Town in Colorado. Curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells like cow sh**, as do most inhabitants due to either gay sex or crystal meth addiction.

According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Sh** = Lots of Magic Mushrooms