Traveling to Russia? Beware of Castration!

Sexy Russian gangsters might want to sell your balls on the black market!

Seriously!

While making out with a hot, blonde stranger he met in a Moscow sauna, 30 year-old Dmitry Nikolaev passed out. When he woke up, his testicles were missing!

Apparently, the seductive thief was skilled in the art of castration. She must have had some kind of medical-surgical training. It is for this reason that the cops think Nikolaev was the victim of gangsters that sell organs on the black market.

Whoa.

Really? Guys can get testicle transplants? Guess so, if there's a black market for it! I wonder what a set of balls goes for on the black market. Thousands? Tens of thousands? Better not tell my girl about this. She's been in a pretty bitchy mood lately.