The Softest, Fastest, Manliest Way to Wipe Your Butt – One Wipe Charlie

Were you one of the 10 million people who watched the fake but hilarious video ad on YouTube for the Dollar Shave Club? If so, you, like me, have been waiting very impatiently for Mike and Co. to make another video. Well, guess what my friend! They have, and it's about wiping you ass! 

There is a problem though... There’s NO WAY One Wipe Charlie works the way it claims. Even if the product is able to wipe away all of the mess made from a “#6″, which it can’t, no man is brave enough to walk away after one wipe. I require at least 8 rounds and a shower if it’s after Taco Bell to feel comfortable with myself.