‘Spring Breakers’ – The Worst Movie in the History of the World

I can not think of a time that I sent $17 on movie tickets and thought seriously about getting up and walking out of a movie. Well, that almost happened when I made the trip to see the new movie "Spring Breakers." Besides the famous, hot actresses, and having James Franco who is in seemingly everything, the movie had nothing to offer. 

The first half of the movie is like a music video complete with a bunch of college kids partying on the beach, and of course a ton of titties. Other than that, there was no story to the first fifteen minutes. If I wanted to see boobs I would have went online and saw them for free.

When the story finally starts to take form, it gets super hardcore with chicks doing coke off of each others boobs, and crazy-ass robberies. When the plot finally starts coming together after about an hour of nonsense, it kept me around, barely.

Basically what I am saying, is unless you are in need of seeing some super hot actresses like Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson, or you are huge James Franco fan just watch the trailer below and know that you saved $17. You're welcome!