Somebody Get Jax A Smartphone

So as Sons Of Anarchy nears the end of it's mostly awesome run (that season set in Ireland was awful...O'Awful) I have a few observations/questions about the show that must be answered.

First an observation: Jax's butt has GOT TO BE the most viewed male ass in the history of television (I'm not counting political debates in that equation...ZING!). There haven't been many JaxAssless episodes. I'm sure some weirdo keeps track that sort of thing so hit me with the Jax Ass Data, weirdo. The question I have is why do ALL of the characters use flip phones? No smart phones for Sam Cro? Why? As a non criminal, I don't know if there is a criminal reason for not wanting the ability to play Plants Vs. Zombies at any given moment. Is it a disposable phone situation?

If so, can't someone make a disposable smartphone?

Oh, if you know that answer you are totally a criminal. You are of ill repute. The illest. I do know from watching another great show, The Wire, that you refer to disposable phones as 'burners' so that's what I call them when I hang out with people I feel may be of the aforementioned ill repute. I also never wear shirts with sleeves when I hang out with the ill reputers. Bad guys HATE sleeves.

I understand not wanting Tig to have a smartphone because he'd be CONSTANTLY viewing some super skeezy porn and that's just not safe for a guy who's (whom's?) chief mode of transportation is a motorcycle. You couldn't let Juice have a smartphone because he'd be crying even more than he is now if people posted mean things on his Facebook Wall. Jax is the president though. Dude should have an iPhone.

I've heard there may be some sort of prequel show being discussed that would chronicle the story of JT and how the MC got started, which would be pretty righteous. Hopefully.

I don't really know how to end this post.