Butch’s B.S. – The Magic Elevator [JOKE]

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that slid apart and then slid back together again.

The boy asked his father "What is it?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father watched with amazement, an old lady with a walking stick moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the old lady slowly walked between them into a small room. The walls closed behind her, and the boy and his father watched as brightly lit numbers above the walls lit up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then after a minute or so the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous young lady stepped out.

The father, without taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly and breathlessly to his son.

"Quick, Go get your Mother."