Butch’s B.S. – Mary Lou [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every night at 6:20 listen on the air for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can always find the jokes here on the website too.

A husband was sitting at the kitchen table when his wife came in ranting and raving. She had a piece of paper in her hand with the name Mary Lou on it. When questioned he calmed her down by reminding her of his trip to the race track last week, telling her that "Mary Lou" was the horse he had placed a bet on. Feeling guilty for suspecting him of cheating, the wife kissed her husband on the cheek and went back to doing the laundry.

A few days later the husband was sitting at the kitchen table again and the wife walked up behind him and gave him a good smack on the head with a heavy frying pan. "What was that for?" the husband screamed. And his wife replied "Your horse called today!"