Butch’s B.S. – The Hind-Lick Maneuver [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 6:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes.

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Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged.

One Texan turned to the other and said “That little gal is havin’ a bad time. I’m gonna go over there and help.”

He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big Texan hands and asked “Kin ya swaller?”

Gasping, she shook her head “No.”

He asked “Can ya breathe?”

Still gasping she again shook her head “No.”

With that he turned her over stuck out his tongue and gave her a lick right on the ol' behind. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the bit of hamburger that was stuck and began to breathe on her own.

The Texan sat back down with his friend and said “Ya know, it’s amazin’ — that hind-lick maneuver always works!”

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