Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness – Four Catholics Having Coffee

Click here to see, read, and share the joke Shawn told on the MAX-FM morning show today. Don’t forget to listen for Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness each weekday morning at 8:20 am.

Three Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence when the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."