Butch’s B.S. – Foot Breath [JOKE]

George had a very embarrassing problem---he had smelly feet. No matter how much he washed his feet and no matter what kind of powders or sprays he used, his feet always smelled. Melinda had another problem---she had very bad breath. Mouthwashes and rinses didn't help much. One day George met Melinda in a bar. Because of the smells of liquor and cigarette smoke, neither one was aware of the other's problem. They struck up a conversation, then shared a few drinks and agreed to meet at the bar the next night. For several nights George and Melinda got together and developed a strong friendship. Eventually they decided to get married. On their wedding night, George washed as best as he could, then lay on the bed with the sheet wrapped around his feet. Melinda then showered and gargled, hoping to get rid of her bad breath. She came out and lay next to George. She leaned close and said, "George, I have a confession to make." He said, "I know---you ate my socks."