Butch’s B.S. – Popsicle Plan [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 1:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes.

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Mr. and Mrs. Johnson knew that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. As his parents put their plan into operation, he began his commentary:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt Brown is riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason Smith is on his skate board!"
"Mr. and Mrs. Cooper are are playing with each others privates in the bedroom!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know that?"
"Because Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony eating a Popsicle too."