Now Is a Horrible Time to Participate in Prostitution in Greeley

As I always say... I am here to help! So, what am I here to help you out with today? Well, this one is especially for the horny dudes and money-hungry ladies in Greeley. It seems that if you have ever thought about either being a prostitute or "purchasing" one, now is about the worst time you could do it! 

I prefer not to get my political views involved in my articles, so I am not going to jump on a soapbox and tell you all the reasons I think prostitution is horrible, or why I think it should be allowed. All I am going to say, is no matter how small, conservative, or clean you think your town is, it is probably happening in your town!

Three women were arrested in part of a prostitution sting in Greeley on Saturday after they responded to hotels in Greeley and attempted to receive payment for sexual services. But don't expect this to be a one time deal in Northern Colorado... Greeley Police chief Jerry Garner said in the news release. “As a result you can expect to see more of these operations. Our future efforts also will target the customers of the prostitutes.”

So, there you have it. You need cash? I hear that McDonald's is hiring... You need to get off? I hear that there is legal brothels in Nevada. Happy I could help!