New Zealand Poop Cake (Audio)

Happy New Year, ma man. I haven't been blogging at all throughout the holidays and it's been pretty fantastic. I had planned on resuming the writing on Monday but I wanted my first post of 2014 to mean something you know? I wanted to write about something packed with profundity.

New Zealand Herald

I've decided upon Poopy Cake. Profound Poopy Cake.

A baker in New Zealand sent this cake to a customer after a financial dispute. Emma McDonald, Owner of Oh Cakes,  posted about it on Facebook saying, "I have a brilliant cake idea for your cake!!! - so here it is, your turd cake. Hope you learn your lesson." McDonald has said that she isn't sorry about the cake and Harris was forced to order a new cake from another baker.

I wish all disputes could be settled via pastries and/or confectionary items. No more fist fights, no more violence-just super disgusting looking cakes. The real question is, would you eat the turd cake? I think YOU would. Sicko. You have to give it to her on the attention to detail front as the peanuts are a nice touch.

For more on this story check the audio below where you can also hear me discuss Lindsey Von being taken out by Vladimir Putin and Superbowl commercials. I should have told you ahead of time that you could just listen to this story rather than read it but I feel like you need to read more. In the coming weeks I plan on posting complex math problems and sentences for you to diagram as well. New year, new you buddy. Feel the burn. The brain burn.

OH...I'd like to start a new thing with my posts this year by mentioning what I'm listening to as I'm writing. So I'll start with this post....and likely stop doing it 3 posts from now. I always have such lofty blogoals.

Now Playing:  Opeth "Wreath" from the album 'Deliverance'.