My Plea to Lindsey Vonn Not to Date Tiger Woods

Golfer Tiger Woods and skier Lindsey Vonn are dating, according to sources. I have always enjoyed watching Tiger play golf, but that doesn't mean I root for him to get the girl! Especially not when it's Lindsey Vonn! Here is my plea to Lindsey to leave Tiger for me... 

Woods, 37, and Vonn, 28, have been a couple for two months, according to HollywoodLife.com, but both of their publicists wouldn't confirm that notion.

That means there is hope!

I just want to remind Lindsey that Tiger likes women A LOT!! Not just one woman, he likes lots of women, and he cheats on them regularly. He also is gone an awful lot. I realize he is out making millions playing golf, but Lindsey doesn't need the money, she has plenty of her own that she could share with a guy that needs it like me. Finally, who wants to date a golfer? Golfers aren't cool! Radio DJ's are where it's at, baby. I can get you in to some cool concerts, and maybe even mention you on the radio!

That's all I have. At least when Lindsey and Tiger get married, I can't regret not trying...