Loudwire’s Top 5 Articles of 2013 Prove You’re a Filthy Animal
It seems as though every single website that matters in this world is doing lists of the best, the worst, and everything thing you can think of from the past year. Well, I want to think that this website matters, so what better list of things from 2013 to do than the articles from the last year that you seemed to like the most.
Computers were so fancy in 2013 that I am being told they had a little elf sit up all night counting every person that clicked on every little thing the web has to offer. So we asked our little elf for a list of the articles that were clicked on the most over the last year, and it turns out that you, or loyal reader friends, are dirty sons of guns. Here are the top five most read articles from this last year.
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Happy Mardi Gras, Show Us Your Boobs
It was Fat Tuesday 2013, and if you ask me, and obviously our audience, what the best part of Mardi Gras is, they would tell you boobs. So this article simply stated that and even came equiped with it's own video of Mardi Gras flashers!
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Hot Naked Chicks Do the Harlem Shake
One of the biggest crazes from this last year was a dance called the "Harlem Shake." Basically it consists of people shaking, and I cant think of a single person who didn't try it out and make their own video. But by the best "Harlem Shake?" A group of chicks who did it in the buff!
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Rubmaps.com - Finding You a Happy Ending Massage
There really is a website called Rubmaps.com, and it really does show you all the happy ending massage parlors in your town, or any town for that matter. I stumbled across the site, and wrote about it for fun... Turns out a lot of people really wanted to find a massage!
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Tanning Mom Naked [PICTURES]
Everyone knew the story of the mom who let her little daughter go to the tanning salon almost as much as she did. Once that story wore off, Tanning Mom must have felt a little left out of the media, so she took her clothes off. I posted the pictures, and found out there are a lot of sickos in this world!
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The Porn Star Workout Video Will Make You Horny
It's kind of funny that the most viewed article on the website from this last year was an accident, really. We are required to write articles for the website everyday, and someday's you just don't feel like it. On days like those I try to find videos that do the talking for me. This was one of those days, and it turns out that no one cared what I had to say anyway. Just let 'em watch some porn stars get all sweaty, and they'll be happy!
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