Ladies, We Have Found You the Perfect Job in Fort Collins

Have you ever heard of the website Backpage? I don't know how I had missed it until today, but I have finally found this treasure, that is a lot like Craigslist except for the fact that it has an adult section. Said section had an interesting job posting in Fort Collins today... 

Like Craigslist, Backpage is a place for posting all sorts of services, goods for sale, jobs, etc. in certain cities and areas. The one major difference is the availability to find escorts, back rubs, strippers/strip clubs, adult jobs, and more.

I somehow ended up on the site today, and like a baby to a boobie, I was sucked into this adult section for Fort Collins. The very first post in the adult job section was this...

Sure, you have to use tampons once a month, but can I say once and for all how nice it must be to be a chick?! No guys ever get offered this kind of stuff! Good pay for what is probably easy work and some sex a few times a week... Sign me up!