I Have a Strangely Strong Craving For Pancakes

Am I pregnant? I don't think so, but I go through these weird craving spells all the time anymore. It seems like there is always a food in my mind that I just cant kick. Normally after I eat it once I realize that it could never live up to the hype that I gave it and I am over it. Not the case with the latest craving... PANCAKES!

It all started one day as I was watching a show on the Travel Channel called Man Vs. Food where the host, Adam Richmond, goes around the U.S. looking for ridiculous food challenges and then proceeds to try them. In one of the recent episodes Adam was in Hawaii trying his hand at a three pancake challenge weighing in at 4 pounds. I am not a very big dude, and most of the challenges on the show seem way out of my league, but I was convinced that I could complete this one just based on how bad I wanted to lick my TV. I would have even gladly finished the leftovers from Adams failed challenge that looked like they had been chewed up and spit out and were probably cold from sitting there for an hour and a half.

After the show pancakes were all I could think about, but I avoided them for awhile. Finally, about a week ago I went with some family to the Cracker Barrel and had the best pancakes in the world. I think it only made my craving worse!

What do I do to kick this pancake fantasy world I am living in. How do I get rid of the dreams, the constant thoughts? It is almost like I am falling in love! HELP!