How to Lose as Many Friends on Facebook as You Can with One Status Update

WARNING!!! The content in this post is not for the easily offended. The world can be a cruel place, and there is nowhere that proves that more than Reddit... Basically a place to post the most obscure off the wall things you can think of. I have no idea why you would want to lose Facebook friends, but if you do Reddit users offer hilarious advice on how to do it. 

Reddit user Jonnyishman asked If your aim was to lose as many friends on Facebook as you could with one status update, what would that status update be? Here are some of the answers he got...

smeaglelovesmaster - Wife miscarried. Finally.

adamduke88 - "Hey guys, I know it's summer but could you please not post photos of your kids in their swimsuits. It's getting hard trying to hide my erection at work."

gigu67 - Unfriend me to win a free IPad!!!

TheDongerNeedsFood - "Just took a giant dump into my dog's food bowl" #SavingMoneyOnDogFood

BakeNiel - "Holy sh**, dog pussy is so much tighter than human!"

See all the responses here.