Horny Moose in Grand Lake, Colorado Nails a Statue [PICTURES]

I am not a hunter, mostly because I would end up hurting more humans than animals if someone gave me a gun... Not because I am a psycho, because I am a horrible shot. That doesn't mean I give a sh** if someone else goes hunting, because I really don't care. This moose in Grand Lake, Colorado just proves that it's too stupid to live by mounting a bronze statute of, you guessed it, a moose. 

So much for posing in the nude for PETA anytime in my future after those comments, but come on! Seriously, the poor idiot mounts his bronze counterpart each morning, according to 9 News. And after looking at pictures there is no hole, so it can't even feel that good!

The statue's owners, Randy and Pam, told the station that their new fixture has garnered the attention of neighbors, visitors, and even tour busses, since the real bull moose began its visits to their front yard last week.

Now you can even pick which format of moose porn you prefer, we have video and photos. You're welcome!

[HUFFINGTON POST]