Homemade Dildo For Sale in Greeley On Craigslist

Having a hard day? Need a smile? Well you could go look at cute kittens or maybe even some porn to help you cheer up... Me, I go find a laugh on Craigslist. I found one of the funniest Craigslist finds just the other day in Greeley. A homemade dildo complete with pictures is up for grabs. 

The people selling it claim it is a piece of art, and could be toxic if actually used, but why else would you make one of these things?

It even has the capability of shooting liquids and comes complete with hair! What could be better?

The actual listing reads this way:

We made this dildo sculpture as a work of art. It shouldn't actually be used because it is made of plastic clay and paints, so it could be toxic. It has a really neat turkey baster ball in the back so it can spray liquids. The pubes are dog hairs that are glued on. The camera ran out of batteries, but it has nice textured veins on the underside. We want to sell it for money... all serious offers considered.