Help Butch Choose What to Be For Halloween [POLL]

I love Poison... But I could honestly do with Bret Michaels doing all kinds of stupid-ass TV reality shows! But I must say that for 50, the dude looks really good!

I am a very straight dude, but for one night I suppose I could play a gay guy. Not only the coolest gay dude in the history of gay dudes, but one of the best singers ever too! To play the role of the Queen front-man would be a challenge, but I'd try it!

I think it's probably too late to do this costume the right way, as I would have needed to start growing my beard like 15 years ago, but I bet I could find a "face wig!" Throw on some cheap sunglasses, and dress like a sharp man, and who knows, maybe it'll even attract some tush!

At almost all their shows the RHCP's bass player, Flea, wears nothing but a pair of tighty whities when performing, but they often take it a step further too...  For the cover of their “The Abbey Road E.P.”, The Peppers, like The Beatles, depicts the four band members walking across the street single file, the twist being that they are all naked except for white tube socks covering their junk... A scary thought that I could do this, but I bet i would win a costume contest or two!

As you can probably tell, when it comes to Halloween costumes I am not the most creative, but I also don't want to be the same thing as everyone else. I will also do just about anything, so if you have an idea, leave it in the comment section below.↓↓