Happy Ending Massage Parlor Calls Loudwire to Cancel Their Subscription

The list of people who have called our radio station includes some of the world's biggest rock stars, crazy ex girlfriends, and even the police, but the phone call we received today got us as excited as any of those. A real life happy ending massage parlor called us, but maybe not for what you'd think. 

It wasn't because we hadn't paid our bill, or that they loved us so much that they wanted to have us back, but rather them wanting to cancel their subscription. Problem is we don't offer a subscription on this here website... It doesn't matter if you choke the monkey for a living or you make millions and billions of dollars per year, we let everyone hang out here for free.

So what did the woman with an extremely thick Asian accent really want? Well, it turns out I wrote an article about a website that points horny men who also have tight backs to the nearest happy ending massage parlors called Rubmaps.com a while back. That article still gets viewed by a bunch of people every day, and this woman obviously confused, thought we were R-U-B maps.com as she called it.

Unfortunately I didn't take the call, or we could have had some fun with this lady, or at least tried to get a free massage out of the deal!

Moral of the story, we are NOT Rubmaps.com, so if you want to cancel your membership with them, call them, not us!