Happy 25th Birthday Tim Tebow

I know, I know there are a lot of folks out there who are tired of hearing about Tim Tebow, and at times I have to admit I am one of them. There are days I wish I could turn on Sportscenter without having to see those huge biceps and pretty face talk about his love for everything. But that is also why I still love him. Not only did he bring one of the most exciting seasons ever to my team last year, but I love the guys outlook on life. Therefore, I am taking a few moments today to wish Timmy-boy a happy 25th birthday!

He really seems mature beyond years, for what he has to endure every single day. Sure, there is a lot of love, but just as much or more hate. Tebow handles his haters better than anyone I have ever seen.

The exceedingly chipper virgin, who will happily reside inside your television for at least the next seven months, is sure to experience an enjoyable day as every day is seemingly this young man’s birthday. GQ elected to put Tebow, a backup QB, on the cover to celebrate the NFL season.

Tebow has lived quite the charmed life thus far and enters year 25 in New York City, the perfect backdrop to expand his overwhelmingly dominant brand. This chapter is widely expected to go comically wrong, so somehow it will all work out perfectly in his favor. Either way, Tebow will do it topless and wet while Mark Sanchez begrudgingly looks on, dreaming of the perfect interception while quietly wondering why he didn’t do that extra set of curls five minutes before his infamous GQ photo shoot. All is good for Sanchez too though, he gets Eva Longoria every night... Girls, Tebow doesn't know what he is missing out on.

Happy 25 Timmy!