Green Peace HATES Kids (Video)

Greenpeace has posted this incredibly creepy video that will likely ruin childhoods across the globe. I get the goal here and I too love Mother Earth (I mean, until we figure out a way to colonize Mars...not Uranus. At that point we won't need the Earth anymore). I also agree that kids are the main reason we are seeing climate change occur. I blame kids for most things even though I do believe that they are the future. Whitney Houston knew her s***, man.

Anyway, Santa has a pretty bad ass set of pipes on him here but it kind of feels like justice when he complains about his letters not being answered. Now you know how it feels, fatty!

Happy Holidays you guys.