Greeley Woman Gets Her Cheap Bras Replaced with Victoria’s Secret’s and Calls the Cops

Once a week my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Crime Log. Basically they find the weirdest sh** that the cops encountered, and believe me there is a lot, in the town over the previous week. Now I don't know about you, but if I get an upgrade in any fashion I am going to take it, but apparently that is not the case when it comes to bras. 

I don't think there is a person out there who can say that they particularly like robbers. We work hard for our money so we can buy things we want/need, and there is nothing more frustrating than when someone comes and takes it from you. But, if they come, take your stuff, and replace it with better stuff, I don't think I would complain. Sure, it might be a little creepy at first, but as long as they are replacing my cheap Walmart undies with those expensive Calvin Klein suckers that David Beckham wears, I think I could get used to it! A Greeley woman didn't seem too thrilled that her generic/cheap bras got replaced with the much more pricey Victoria's Secret models:

Jan. 24, 8:21 p.m.: An elderly woman had made dinner in the 2200 block of 20th Avenue, but the dishes that were available in her kitchen, she said, were not her dishes. They were the same brand, but they did not have the right pattern. The woman reported having similar strange things going on in the house for the past 18 months, including someone who she thought took her dresses and left her with different ones. She also said someone took her generic cotton 36D bras and exchanged them for Victoria’s Secret 36DD bras. Those replacements were not cotton. While she was on the phone with police, her husband was in the background and said none of the things had actually happened. Police did not find any reasons to necessitate taking a report.

So one of two things is happening here... This woman may have Alzheimer's and we shouldn't be laughing at her. Or, her husband is tired of his wife wearing the cheap "granny" undies and is slowly upgrading her drawers when she isn't looking and claiming she is crazy when she notices...

Some of the other Crime Log highlights this week included:

-A couple and their son had recently bought a house in the 1500 block of 6th Avenue in Greeley. While they were digging under the house in the crawl space, they found a bunch of bones that did not appear to be animal bones. They also found a bag with even more bones in it. A coroner and a forensic pathologist were called to the scene and determined the bones were possibly from a calf.

-A caller’s 15-year-old son was on Facebook when an unknown 23-year-old female sent him a private message with a nude photo. The caller wanted police contact.

-A man was reportedly carrying a black duffle bag, yelling at himself and shadow boxing near the Greeley Country Club.

-A caller notified police that some kids had caught a chicken in a cage in the 1300 block of 13th Street.

See all of the Crime Log here.