Greeley Man Explains the Perfect Gift to Win Your Ex Back on Craigslist

I love trolling Craigslist's missed connections section for Fort Collins, not because I think someone may have seen me driving my beater car and fallen in love, but because, if you look close, you can find some real laughable posts. Like the dude from Greeley who is basically thinking out loud online about the "perfect" gift he wished he would have got his ex. 

Now, I hope you read the sarcasm in my text when I wrote the title of the article... I am no Dr. Drew, and I have no badge that designates me worthy of giving relationship advise, but I am pretty sure this isn't the way to win your ex back...

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Two reasons this is a bad idea that I can think of off the top of my head... First of all, I can think of a total of zero women who would like the whole world to find out about you buying them a sex toy on Craigslist. Second, if you buy her something like that, she still has no use for you, and you remain in the "easy-going friendship" zone.

Just call her up and tell her you are horny, buddy. That is your best bet at this point!