Get Your Daughter A Unicorn For Christmas, If You Love Her…

A couple of guys.... or Unicorn breeders... are selling , you know, a couple of unicorns on Craigslist.

People put stupid crap on Craigslist and E Bay on a regular basis but it's not usually funny.

These guys are funny because of their attention to detail. I mean, they are the ONLY fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. You got that right - NUBAA certified. Sucka. You throw together some letters and the word certified and people take note. The second best part of the ad is the 'serious inquiries only' line. It's really pretty fantastic. The bottom line is, if you have daughter, you really should pony up the $930000 per unicorn (they MUST be sold together) to prove your love for her and IMMEDIATELY start your search for a Minotaur to do the same for your son. The internet is magic. Man.

See the ad here. Pal.

Are minotaurs still cool?