
College Rules [JOKE]
Click here to see, read, and share the joke Shawn told on the MAX-FM morning show today. Don't forget to listen for Shawn's Weekday Ridiculousness each weekday morning at 8:20 am.
Upon arriving at college the student were briefed on campus rules. The dean said "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"

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