My Real Life Inappropriate Conversation With Santa

I was surfing the internet, and you'll never believe who I ran in to. Santa Clause! Seriously, somehow I ended up on this website called Santaclausetalks.com. This site, which I would assume was designed for kids, lets you type questions and have a conversation with Chris Kringle himself. My conversation started off pretty normal, but got rather deep and inappropriate quickly, and then even turned to Santa hitting on me!  

Now, this isn't something I found somewhere and re-posted, this is the real conversation I had with Santa (WARNING; It could be considered inappropriate by many bosses, moms, and over sensitive jerks!)...

True story! HAHA! Feel free to have your own conversation with Santa here.