There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every night at 6:20 listen on the air for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can always find the jokes here on the website too.

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John Patriquin/Portland Press Herald via Getty Images

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

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