Butch’s B.S. – Virginity Test [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 6:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes.

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.
His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a "Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit": a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint, and a paint brush."
Mario asks, "And what do I do with these things, doc?"
The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue. If she says 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!' then she's not a virgin.