Butch’s B.S. – Two Little Leprechauns [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 1:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes.

Two leprechauns walk up to the door of a convent. The first leprechaun knocks on the door and it is answered by the Mother Superior.
First leprechaun says, “So tell me then, do you have any little tiny nuns in there?”
Mother Superior answers, “No we don’t have any here.”
The first leprechaun then asks, “Are you sure you don’t have any wee small nuns in there?”
Mother Superior again answers, “No we don’t have any here. In fact there is none your size anywhere in the world!”
The first leprechaun turns to the second leprechaun and smiling and says, “See, I told you that you screwed a penguin.”