Butch’s B.S. – The Single Shopper [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 6:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes.

A woman was in the check-out line at the grocery store paying for her items. She bought a half gallon of milk, a small jug of juice, one loaf of bread,
a pack of bacon, a head of lettuce , and a small can of coffee. Standing behind her was a drunken bum who had apparently taken an interest in the lady’s purchase.“H..h..hey...you know...what?” he slurred, “I-I-I bet you’re s-s-single.”
The lady was stunned yet impressed. Thinking there was no possible way he could gather that just by her items, she said “Why yes, I am single! But how did you know?”
“Well," he slurred again, “Because you’re ugly!”