Butch’s B.S. – New Shoes [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 6:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes. 

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A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have...
The husband says, "No chance, they're too expensive!"
Later on that night in bed, The wife is just falling off to sleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hands on her hips....
She turns to him and says, "No chance, If you ain't prepared to shoe the horse then you ain't ridin' it!!"