Butch’s B.S. – Buying a Horse [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 1:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes. 

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I put good money down."
Larry, looking worried said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'