In this thrilling Bits & Snatches Quickie, I discuss how lucky you are to NOT have rich parents. I pity those with rich parents. Poor, rich bastards. The next story just further solidifies my stance regarding Facebook and its eventual ruination of our society/civilization and I'll wrap things up with a story about spanking bears. That is NOT a euphemism for something else. It should be though. Start trying to get that out there with phrases like "He was spanking the bear, if you know what I'm sayin' (pervy laugh)."

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Oh, I used the Sahg album cover in this post because the record is awesome. It has nothing to do with anything. Just a reminder.

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