A Hunt Club Closes in Fort Collins – So Where Do You Go Now to See Naked Chicks?

It's a sad day in Northern Colorado for perverts, bachelors, and other people who just plain like to kick back with a beer and watch girls dance without their shirts on... After 25 years, A Hunt Club announced early Sunday morning the closure of the business that will soon become a church of all things. The closure begs the question, where are people supposed to go to see naked chicks in Northern Colorado now? 

Northern Colorado’s longest-operating strip club obviously had their loyal followers, but when the itch came over someone in any Northern Colorado town to go to a boobie bar there was only one name that came to mind... A Hunt Club.

So now where do you go?

You could always drive to one of the many clubs in Denver or make the long trip up highway 85 to Cheyenne and the Den or you could think outside the box (no pun intended) a little.

Good Time Towne Tavern

Greeley, yes Greeley has a strip club. OK, so it’s not really in Greeley, but Garden City, which is basically a street in Greeley. Girls dance without shirts on Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday nights. A little shady, sure, but it is now Northern Colorado's only strip club.

Get a Happy Ending Massage 

I am assuming if you convince a massage person to play with your parts, they will probably dance naked for you too. But just so you know, it is illegal for a massage therapist to give you a sexual favor for cash. There really is such a thing as a “happy ending” massage, and there is even a website, RubMaps.com, dedicated to helping you find one. According to the site today, Greeley has one, Loveland has two, LaPorte has two, and Fort Collins has four.

Bring a Stripper Home 

Why risk having to find a ride hoe from the bar? Bring the party home with you... No guarantee that these chicks won't bring a weapon, or an STD, but they will bring themselves, and get naked. Fort-collins-strippers.com is real, and the chicks look hotter than anything the Hunt Club ever had anyway... Just sayin'.

If none of that works, there are a bunch of sex shops around Northern Colorado that I hear will sell you movies that have girls without shirts...

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