A Halloween-y Way To Lose Friends

A British costume company is offering to organize "fright mobs" for people wanting to terrify their friends. It's what good friends do. "Hey, man, I really value your friendship so I thought I'd pay someone to cause you a good pant soiling. Because I care."

This company called Morphsuits has already staged two "fright mobs" on the underground (that's London-ese for subway) and in a gym. For whatever reason, I don't imagine people in London going to the gym. I mean, I guess dudes in London pump iron and spot their bros but I guess I imagine British people fencing or rowing or getting their arses handed to them in the Revolutionary War (bam!).

Anyway, if you'd like me to gather some people up and scare your friends so badly that they will be scarred forever and spend the rest of their days plotting your grizzly demise, give me a shout.