1 Million Facebook “Likes” and You Get Laid

If it weren't for the occasional genius thing I see on Facebook that makes me laugh for a week I would probably delete my account. There is way too much political B.S., way too many duck face photos, and most of the memes I see are stupid. But every once in awhile I see something great like this dude who is using Facebook to get laid by a hot chick! 

This dude Norwegian dude, Petter Kverneng, has been in the friend zone with his crush, Catherine, for years, but she’s promised to follow through with the terms clearly outlined in his yellow poster paper. Dude is brilliant!

Let this also stand as another example to anyone who thinks agreeing to an “I’ll-do-this-if-you-get-one-million-likes-on-Facebook-deal” doesn’t mean anything. Earlier this week, a dad learned the hard way that one millions “likes” is a lot easier to get than one might think after his kids posted a photo with a sign that read, “We want a puppy! Our dad said we could get one if we get 1 million likes!” So if there’s something your heart desires (Sex! Puppies! Sex with puppies!) hurry up and make a deal with some sucker before they realize a million is pocket change in Facebook likes.

By the way, Petter gained over 900,000 likes in a matter of a few hours, and steamrolled ahead to the 1 million mark.

Kverneng, who has been friendzoned by Catherine for years, told Norway's Nettavisen that the two plan to "keep what we promised."

His only concern now, he said, is that her father might find out.

I will take my shirt off if we get 1 million Facebook 'Likes" on the new 94.3 Loudwire page! HA!